Hillbrow Special

A husband went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.

At about 12 o'clock the husband comes back and knocks the wife tells him "hambo lala lapho vela khona" (go and sleep wherever you come from)

and the husband answered
"angizanga ukuzolala, ngizolanda imali yami. Izifebe ziku SPECIAL eHillbrow!" (I've not come back to sleep I just came to get some cash. Prostitute are on SPECIAL at Hillbrow)

The wife furiously opened the door and said "Voetsek awuyi ndawo ngena endlini ulale" (Voetsek! You' not goin' anywhere!! Get inside and go to bed!!!)

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